And so the most spoilery title since Torchwood did They Keep Spoilering Spoiler!

( the spoiler of spoiler )

( oh doctor/river, how are you so awesome? )

Title: The Places We've Been
Rating: PG
Pairing: Eleven/Romana, Eleven/River, and some River/Romana.
Summary: “We haven't been anywhere new.”

Notes: Thanks to everyone that helped with this, you are all lovely.

( The Doctor and Romana in an exciting adventure with River Song. )

It is possible that this took longer to name than to write. It is hard to name things when not much happens in them plotwise.

Title: The Next Word Out of Your Mouth
Rating: R maybe for words and vague sexytimes
Pairing: Eleven/River
Summary: “Are we arguing or flirting?”

( 'It was always best to just act like you owned the place, after all. ' )

So I wrote this fic and then LJ was being a bitch about posting it so it's on DreamWidth. No ideological reason, you can comment wherever, I don't mind. Will probably put it here when I can, if only for archive purposes. It is Eleven/River cos I can't seem to write much else these days.

( "I think I'm expected to bake something." )

So! Does Moff do the same thing over and over in time-travel stories. I shall count Ones That Have Time Travel as GitF'ace, Blink, "The River Arc," The Eleventh Hour, and the S5 finale. If you object to this, you can yell at me in the comments.

( on whether moffat repeats himself all the time with his use of, erm, time )

Let's all just look at this gif for a few hours:

( from the bbc s6 trailer so spoilers if you are avoiding it )

Title: Hearts & FLowers
Pairing: Eleven/River
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 on the side of caution. Contains bad words.
Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, taxpayers money is how we get Doctor Who.
Summary: Some days are special.

( I didn't know what colour you liked, so I just got one of each. )

Title: The Time Of Your Life
Pairing: Eleven/River
Rating/Warnings: I shall make it an R to be on the safe side, because it does contain sex and at least one very bad word.
Summary: In which loving someone in chronological order is for losers.

( It starts at the end, but only because later is also earlier. )

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I literally came.

Fuck you, Doctor, she is marrying ME.